Princess Fart

I've been saving lots of bloggable items and then not getting around to posting them.  Over the winter break, I'll try to catch up a little.

Here's a wonderful card that Amelia received from Aunt Marian for her birthday. Notice the pink, and the pretty glitter.  On the inside, the card says,

You're the Birthday Princess,
You're the Birthday Star,
Everything that's sweet and nice
is everything you are!

Hope your day
is a ROYAL treat!

And of course, Amelia *is* everything that's sweet and nice. 

On the back of the card is a charming little fill-in-the-blank story for the birthday girl to complete:

If I were a princess,
I'd live in a _____ and ride around in a ____!
I'd have a pet _____ and wear a _____!
It would be so __________ to be a princess!

Amelia really enjoyed that part of the card.  She wrote "FART" in every one of the blanks.

Moms of boys are always saying that boys are different.  But I'm not entirely convinced.