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Mom! Duh! FCAT!

"I'm NOT looking forward to third grade," Emma groused.

"Why?" I asked her.

"Mom!  Duh!  FCAT!" she said. 

Just wait until she is old enough to take the SAT . . . .

Amelia Touches Mommy's *ahem*

I was standing at my desk, leaning over to look at my computer screen, when I heard Amelia's little voice behind me:  "I'm going to touch Mommy's butt!  Right in the crack!"

"Don't do it, Amelia," I warned, not turning around.  But moments later, I felt a teeny finger tentatively brush the seam of my jeans.

"I did it!" she crowed, jumping around while her sister giggled.

Of course I scolded her and reminded her that she shouldn't touch another person's private area.  But deep inside, where I hope she couldn't see, I was lmao.