Amelia may be only two, but she has a great sense of humor. The other day, she regaled us with knock-knock jokes.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
House!
House who?
A house is my home!Knock knock!
Who's there?
Noodles!
Noodles who?
Noodles Jefferson!Knock knock!
Who's there?
You!
You who?
Yoo hoo! [Amelia cackles with laughter.]
Is it still considered "stand up comedy" if you deliver the jokes from your high chair?
In our car drives, knock knock jokes from the my wife and I:
Knock knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? 's there a doctor in the house?
Knock knock. Who's there? Isaac. Isaac who? I sick to my stomach.
And one from the kids:
Knock knock. Who's there? Poopee. Okay (sigh), poopee who? Poopee, poopee, poopee (wild laughter from the whole back seat).
Posted by: Parke | September 15, 2005 at 08:49 PM
Parke, I am lol at that story. Pretty soon, I'm sure, poopee will come knocking on our door, too. :)
Posted by: Beth | September 17, 2005 at 10:08 AM
Drew, 2yrs old:
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Boo
Boo Who
Stop Crying!!!He still thinks it is hilarious after he says it 10x (we all know how that is, nothing ever gets old)
Posted by: Genny | January 19, 2007 at 08:22 PM
Drew, 2yrs. old
Learned a new joke:
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Banana (as he says "nana")
Banana Who?
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Banana "nana"
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Orange "onj"
Orange you glad I didn't say banana (laughing, so its hard to make out "onj gad nana!")
Posted by: Genny | January 19, 2007 at 08:35 PM
Genny, I can tell that Drew and Amelia would get along famously. Thanks for sharing these toddler jokes!
Posted by: Beth | January 21, 2007 at 05:13 PM
Knock Knock
Who's There?
I Love
I Love Who?
How Should I Know
Posted by: ebby66 | August 18, 2009 at 11:59 PM
That's another great toddler joke--thanks! :)
Posted by: iBeth | August 23, 2009 at 12:00 PM